“Pleased to meet you. I will cut off your legs and leave you burning.”
Harsh, but true!
“If Obi-wan had looked over his shoulder, the Star Wars saga might’ve turned out differently.”
Yes, Obi-wan would’ve realised that he wanted to Anakin to be with him instead of Padme. Then Anakin and Obi-wan would’ve fallen in love and Anakin would refuse to turn to the dark side, knowing it would mean having to kill Obi-wan and everyone would live happily ever after.
That third one makes me wonder if when Obi-Wan ordered a drink in AOTC, he was drinking the Star Wars equivalent of Dos Equis.
“Stay thirsty, my friend.” Man, Ewan should have been the next “Most Interesting Man in the World”! I don’t like the new guy, that much. The old one at least had the charm of being the Miami Vice guy, but the new one…I don’t know who the heck he is!
And now I want someone to write a fanfic of that alcohol company in the SW universe offering Obi-Wan a sponsorship, and the Jedi Council doesn’t know what to do with it. Because it’s not for money, they just think he’s the perfect spokesperson for it! 😀