Awesome TPM Bootleg Figures

Who wouldn’t want these knockoff figures under their Christmas tree or for Hanukkah?

While a couple of figures got the name right, the rest have hilarious goof ups like “Fly-Gone-Gin,” “Glorious Star Lord,” “Toby-One,” “The Emperor Daft Serious,” and “Upright Slug.” Poor Anakin is re-christened “Little Girl.”

Update:  Eddie tweeted that he has these figures and they do not have the laughtastic names on the packaging.  Could it be a hilarious hoax?  Check out the bootleg Jar Jar photos here.


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6 Responses to “Awesome TPM Bootleg Figures”

  1. susanbowes Says:

    They probably mis-named the figures on purpose. Less of a chance of getting sued that way. LOL

    • Adam D. Bram (The Nilbog) Says:

      Don’t forget that most toys are made in China, and most people who would have access to molds would be in China, and Chinese bootlegs in particular have a notorious reputation for hilarious mistranslations.

      See also: Backstroke of the West.

  2. Adam D. Bram (The Nilbog) Says:

    Ah yes, we can never forget that the true Phantom Menace…

    ….was Dennis.

  3. Simon Maxwell Says:

    Those foreign bootleg toys are hilariously bad. “Space Wars”! Ho ho!

    It’s a shame that The Phantom Menace Holiday has had no updates in well over a year. I used to enjoy reading its regular posts.

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