H/T to maychild for alerting me to this post on IMDB’s board:
The problem with the haters and their elitist attitudes is they feel their taste is so refined, and above the rest of the masses, they can look down and call them “sheep” or “gushers”, or any derogatory term.
Truth is, their much like the Grinch. Wallowing away atop their mountain, despising all the Whos and their merriment. Meanwhile, they wallow alone, isolated in a prison of their own making, forged in contempt.
Ohhh, how they hate the prequel trilogy. Especially the Phantom Menace. The Menace is a film they can’t stand in the least. They hate the films. They hate the cartoons. They hate the t-shirts, video games, and great big electro whocarnio floons! And then! Oh, the toys! Oh, the toys! Toys! Toys! Toys! If there’s one thing they hate! All the TOYS! TOYS! TOYS! TOYS!
“I know just what to do!” The Grinchy Trolls laughed in their throats.
“I’ll make an alternate account, to mock and to gloat.”
And they chuckled, and clucked, “What a great grinchy trick!
With this alternate account, I’ll be such a prick!”
You’re all monsters, Internet Trolls. Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders. You’ve got garlic in your soul.
Internet Trolls! I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
“Pooh-pooh to the PT fanboys!” they were grinchily humming.
“They’re finding out now that their Star Wars is sucking!
What happened then???
Every fanboy on IMDB, the tall and the small,
Was enjoying the prequels, not listening to the trolls at all!
The trolls hadn’t stopped The Phantom Menace from earning a billion dollars worldwide. It wasn’t such a terrible shame!
Somehow or other, it’s success came just the same!
You nauseate me, Internet Trolls, with a nauseous super “naus”!
You’re a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss.
Internet Trolls! Your posts are an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!